Total Medals Earned: 589 (From 90 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,720 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (215/315 points)
EZ PZ
Get Good
Beat the Story Mode
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 20/20 (650/650 points)
Beat Level 1
Beat Level 2
Beat Level 3
Fully upgrade your speed stat
Fully upgrade your health stat
Fully upgrade your attack stats
Unlock the Toy Tank
Unlock the Sleet Tank
Unlock the Melee Tank
Unlock the Laser Tank
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game as the Default tank.
Beat the game as the Speed tank.
Beat the game as the Health tank.
Beat the game as the Attack tank.
Beat the game as the Toy tank.
Beat the game as the Sleet tank.
Beat the game as the Melee tank.
Beat the game as the Laser tank.
Beat the game as every tank
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 22/22 (675/675 points)
Buy your first building upgrade
Mute the Music
Buy All Restaurants
Finish your Building
Beat the Game
Click 5 Monkeys
Click 10 Monkeys
Click 50 Monkeys
Have 5,000 bananas
Have 50,000 bananas
Have 500,000 bananas
Have 5,000,000 bananas
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/230 points)
You got your first critical hit! that's so cool!
Damn dude, that's rough
You gaved old man sal 100 bucks! That's... kinda nice
Man, you are one bad boyfriend
WeLp, ThErE gOeS mY hEaRiNg AiD
AAAA I CAN SEE THE LIGHT (literally)
Boi, how the heck did you even get this
Bruh
Man those pits sure are deadly amr?
Damn i'm impressed you've beaten THAT difficulty
GAWD DAMN, I'M SPEECHLESS
Medals Earned: 6/6 (55/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
You beat a puzzle and unlocked the art!
You saw the whole story!