Total Medals Earned: 556 (From 86 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,085 Points
Medals Earned: 12/13 (65/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
Medals Earned: 22/22 (675/675 points)
Buy your first building upgrade
Mute the Music
Buy All Restaurants
Finish your Building
Beat the Game
Click 5 Monkeys
Click 10 Monkeys
Click 50 Monkeys
Have 5,000 bananas
Have 50,000 bananas
Have 500,000 bananas
Have 5,000,000 bananas
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/180 points)
Get peak horniness
Look at the credits
Pace yourself well enough to get a score of 10,000 or greater.
See your name in the Hall Of Shame
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/230 points)
You got your first critical hit! that's so cool!
Damn dude, that's rough
You gaved old man sal 100 bucks! That's... kinda nice
Man, you are one bad boyfriend
WeLp, ThErE gOeS mY hEaRiNg AiD
AAAA I CAN SEE THE LIGHT (literally)
Boi, how the heck did you even get this
Bruh
Man those pits sure are deadly amr?
Damn i'm impressed you've beaten THAT difficulty
GAWD DAMN, I'M SPEECHLESS
Medals Earned: 6/6 (55/55 points)
Beat 1 Level
Beat 5 Levels
Beat 10 Levels
Press "F" on the Title Screen
Press "M" on the Title Screen
Medals Earned: 3/3 (150/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 5/7 (225/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
You beat a puzzle and unlocked the art!
You saw the whole story!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/200 points)
change a setting
make it to the end of level 1
make it to the end of level 2
make it to the end of level 3
blow up an enemy with a bomb
hold over 50 coins at once
travel 50,000P
travel 100,000P
complete the first loop without taking any damage
Medals Earned: 10/12 (175/280 points)
Visit the creators' website
Upgrade all 3 tower types to maximum in the same level
Purchase all permanent upgrades
5-star every level
Earn a heart from eating 4 enemy organs
Sell a tower
Beat Hanzou
Beat Jebus
Beat Bizarro Tom
Beat the game without getting any permanent upgrades